Project Description

Grigory Chopik

“On the 26th December 1991, the U.S.S.R fell. In secret, Gorbachev called Bush to inform him of a Russian Secret that needed to be kept secret.

At the end of the Second World War, while liberating Eastern Europe, Russian soldiers happened across a secret Nazi facility. Buried deep in a mountainside, Nazi scientists had made a surreal discovery. A single infant child encased in amber. They had carbon-dated the amber to be over 4 million years old, the limits of dating technology at the time. When the Russians raided the facility and killed the scientists, they had interrupted them at the precise moment that they freed the child.

And that is the story of Grigory’s birth.

He was taken back to Russia and raised by the military. Rather than learn, he taught. Knowledge of killing was inherent in him. He didn’t understand where the rage came from, but it was ever-present. And so he fought his way through the chain of leadership in Russia, until he met his match. Vladimir Putin put Grigory down, ended his reign of terror. The people loved Putin for freeing them from the terrific rage of Grigory.

And so Grigory was exiled from his adopted country. He now resides in Australia, railing against modern technology, endlessly punching it until it gives into his demands. ”

Grigory Chopik

“On the 26th December 1991, the U.S.S.R fell. In secret, Gorbachev called Bush to inform him of a Russian Secret that needed to be kept secret.

At the end of the Second World War, while liberating Eastern Europe, Russian soldiers happened across a secret Nazi facility. Buried deep in a mountainside, Nazi scientists had made a surreal discovery. A single infant child encased in amber. They had carbon-dated the amber to be over 4 million years old, the limits of dating technology at the time. When the Russians raided the facility and killed the scientists, they had interrupted them at the precise moment that they freed the child.

And that is the story of Grigory’s birth.

He was taken back to Russia and raised by the military. Rather than learn, he taught. Knowledge of killing was inherent in him. He didn’t understand where the rage came from, but it was ever-present. And so he fought his way through the chain of leadership in Russia, until he met his match. Vladimir Putin put Grigory down, ended his reign of terror. The people loved Putin for freeing them from the terrific rage of Grigory.

And so Grigory was exiled from his adopted country. He now resides in Australia, railing against modern technology, endlessly punching it until it gives into his demands. ”